leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

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curious-andcuriouser:

This photo should be on everyone’s blog at least once.

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hope-in-recovery:

alfred-f-jones-yo:

That is so sweet I might die..

I have so much respect for him in his honorable acts of kindness.

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misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

flawlesstrueperfection:

you’re a 10? on the pH scale maybe

cuz u basic

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shut-up-and-hang-on:

This is how I act if they don’t give me food.

louis-gives-extraordinharry-head:

are you ever just holding a new born baby and then you think

this came out of her vagina

i’m literally holding a piece of her vagina

and then you wanna drop it quickly but you can’t because it’s a fucking baby

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

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On those occasions that I feel like I’m becoming a real scholar:

academicats:

Look, I’m smart! I can do this!