true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
That is so sweet I might die..
I have so much respect for him in his honorable acts of kindness.
you’re a 10? on the pH scale maybe
cuz u basic
are you ever just holding a new born baby and then you think
this came out of her vagina
i’m literally holding a piece of her vagina
and then you wanna drop it quickly but you can’t because it’s a fucking baby